Day Thirty One

I just picked up an I-Pass today. I think I might be the last Illinois driver to do this. I just had a hard time giving into the convenience due to my conspiracy theory mind (These last sentences had a lot of “I’s”). This device monitors your passing though the tolling stations and only needs to use simple math to calculate your speed. It’s just a matter of time before they start to mail out tickets to hapless commuters.

Aside from that, the efficiency got me to think about my drinking. I-Pass is the shot glass of the drinking world. It gets you where you were headed quicker. Sure you can stop at the manual booth (drinking beers) but, when you come to accept why you got on that road in the first place, you’ll go for the I-Pass.

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